Jan 17, 2008

Okay, Timeout.


No more wearing 'Phat Farm' if you're actually fat. If you still need to be in the stupidity loop, you can order appetite suppressants from 'Fat Pharm' - Open 24 Hours.

Also, use of the "word" Fashionista without rolling your eyes and using air-quotes is now punishable by a forced inverted faux-mohawk for one year.

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