Jun 25, 2008

Neglected correspondence.


Dear Mazda,
Enough with the Zoom Zoom. The song sucks, the kid sucks, you suck.

Dear Campbells,
"M'm. M'm Good!" What's up with the apostrophes, bisque-for-brains?

Dear American Standard,
Would it be too much to ask for a urinal that doesn't reflect more urine than it takes in?

Dear Dora,
Ask as many questions as you like, my kids still aren't going to respond your televised image.

Dear Nestle,
Flavoured water. 'nuff said.

Dear Mr. Lucas,
Idea for Episode VII... Attack of the Script-Doctors.

Dear Canadian Tire guy,
Quit ignoring me like a weightlifter at Lilith Fair.

Dear Coors Light,
Having the "coldest beer" on the market does not reflect on your contribution to the process.

That is all.

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