Jul 22, 2008

Impractical Jokes

I'm not into cerebral today, so you'll have to just go with it.
  1. Stick it to the homeless by putting foreign coins in the return slot of parking meters and phones.
  2. In a bad part of town, Krazy Glue a crack rock to a cop's gun. Yowza!
  3. Go to a fire house and squirt lighter fluid onto one of their trucks. When a fireman approaches, light it up and say, "How ironic, non?"
  4. Go to the Polish consulate and run around it several times with a lightbulb and... wait, I told it wrong.
  5. When you order pizza and they tell you "45 minutes or it's free", opt for free. 
  6. Go to the moon and erect a large monolith. Rig it up so that when an astronaut touches it, it farts.

P.S. Why is it even possible to make toast so dark.