Jun 10, 2009

You got your flotsam in my jetsam!

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact, it's cold as hell.
And there's no one there to raise them,
if you did."
-Bernie Taupin/Elton John

Ummm... guys? There's some weird logic going on here.
If you raised them, there'd be no one there to raise them? WTF?

Also of note:
  • Say what you want. There is only one Indiana Jones movie. Flying saucers? Please.
  • Cookies or not, the concept of milk is just wrong.
  • Movie-swords need to stop making that sound, especially when they're being drawn from a leather scabbard.
  • No, seriously... why do Glossettes cost four bucks at Cineplex? No, I won't shut up! Answer the f&%$# question, Cineplex!
  • I looked on dictionary.com and there is still no entry for "ks" (what a Canadian male says when a door is reluctantly opened for him by another male. Compare: "thanks").
  • Memo to Swiper: when someone starts saying, "Swiper, no swiping," just grab the frickin' thing.
  • Anyone who eats Stilton is not allowed to say Cheeze Whiz is "disgusting".
  • Three Wolf Moon.
That is all.

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