Apr 15, 2009
In my country...
While visiting the
Democratic Republic of Jeremy
, please be advised of the following:
Brownies do not have icing. It's a
for crying out loud.
The Prime Minister must commence all sessions with an arm-wrestle.
People do not need a countdown to the yellow light. They need to get out of my way.
Surprise parties are a well-respected art-form, eligible for federal funding.
The TTC chair gets no car... forever.
There are no 'eject' buttons on remotes.
Parliament can be dissolved at any time... in warm water.
All criticism of
is directed toward
one month per year, and
for a week.
People who say "cool beans" are subject to death by cool beans.
Wine snobs are subject to snap audits. Failure to accurately identify price-range within $1 revokes all adjective privileges for one year.
The current decade is referred to as 'Prince'.
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