May 2, 2011
"If Sunny D is so fucking good, why is it always in the back of the fridge?"
-unknown amateur, Laugh Resort, circa 2003
"So I'm in HMV the other day, and you know those stations where you can listen to whatever CD you want? I see this guy there, and he's listening to John Tesh (pause) Sorry, that's the joke."
I can't, for the life of me, remember who said this; but he was an amateur around the same time I was attempting to be funny at The Laugh Resort in Toronto. (I can guarantee that I remember more jokes of his than he can of mine.)